It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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