they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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