Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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