Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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