I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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