I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
