Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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