Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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