Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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