I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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