dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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