You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just invented taco cereal.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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