I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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