I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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