yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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