i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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