clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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