If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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