i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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