so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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