he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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