oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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