...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i believe in u and ur pee
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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