I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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