dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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