I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize