We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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