How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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