I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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