Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You can't special order awesome
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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