i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
thus making me awesome and them whores
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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