He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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