just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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