in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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