I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
