I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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