Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
vagina is talking i cant
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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