Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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