PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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