I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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