dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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