i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
