Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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