Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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