Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Pooping to opera.
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