4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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