I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i think my tv is drunk
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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