everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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