my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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