oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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