Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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