But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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