I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
